Author: Briar Rose
Email: boo.roo@sympatico.ca

Rating: [PG?]

Summary: A series of haikus inspired by Anne Rose's annual contest. (Winning haikus are indicated by their awards.)

Disclaimer: Do you need a disclaimer on haikus...? Nah: poetic license!  :D
 

Humor: I want My Pip It's not fair, Jenny. I do my job – died five times. Mama likes Tom best.
Romance: Tahiti Warm sea breeze, soft sand. The sun hot on naked skin. "Flyboy, oil my back."
Mary Sue: Neelix's New Love "So beautiful, smart… Mary, you're a lifesaver!" "Yeah, and I cook too."
NC17: One Soul I would breathe her in  if I could; make our joining more than flesh.  One soul.
Action/Adventure: Captain, You're Toast!  "Arachnia, stop! I will thwart your evil plan!" "Not this time, Proton!"
Angst: Tom's Second Command I let them kill Durst; take him away to butcher. I'll keep Torres safe.
AU:  Faces: Klingon or Human? Now there's two of me. Always wanted a sister… I'm the pretty one!
Crew Conspiracy: The Shuttle Trip (Day of Honour) "Trust me, Joe  (Sev), we rig  the test and eject the core; they're stuck together!"
Holiday: Day of Honour Moklor! What an ass! And Tom can shove his painsticks! I've honour enough.
Post Ep:  (The Cloud – P/T) She Thinks I'm a Pig She called me a pig! In front of Janeway…. wonder if she likes bacon?

J/C Haikus:
 
 

Action/Adventure: Captain, We're Toast! "Arachnia, help! We must thwart his cunning plan." "Just this once, Proton!"
Holiday: Prixin: Celebration of Family My father's mother's brother's aunt, once removed…  Heck, Chak, pour me some wine!
Romance: Shift Change Tell her!  Tell her now! (Today, I'll tell her…) "The bridge is yours, and my heart if you want it."  "Yes."
NC17: Consummation His belly tightened as liquid heat spread through him in a rush of flame.
Mary Sue: Lieutenant Kathryn Janeway I'm smart.  I dance too.  My hair flows in long red waves. I should be captain.
Post Ep: Betrayal (Prime Factors) He did it for me?! I should have ripped his pip off! …we need to go home.
Crew Conspiracy: Playing the Captain Like a Fiddle If we teach Neelix how to make coffee, we eat real food not rations!
AU: The Captain's Lady  Guess I'm Maquis now… Never thought I would look so damn good in leather!
Humor: Wanna See My Medicine Bundle? "Akoochimoya…" "The WORST pick-up line ever!" "It worked, didn't it?"
Angst: Admiral Janeway Too late to save Joe, too late to stop Chakotay falling for Seven.

The end.